funniest thing i've read in a while:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

here are some excerpts from the msnbc article:

"Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours."

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis"

that moped got pwn3d